This is all that v learn during ENGINEERING!!!

Surely DRUNK!!!

The Best Marketing Strategy is an EXCELLENT ADVERTISEMENT!!!

Malayali Jokes

Here comes the mallu.
Enough of Sardar jokes……………..Mallu jokes are here !

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called? IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study? In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet
his ungle in Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff? To yearn meney.


6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire? He zimbly jembd out
of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon? MOON - Yem Who yet another Who and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called? Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ? He changes his name
from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday? An Oto

11) Where does he pray? In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ? A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? Because 86% of the
shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait? He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who
always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line? " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders
, We Are Yevery Where "

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ? Coz Whenever
they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs.

20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN
bones

for listening to the true mallu accent... i suggest u listen to dis gr8 song "I am a MALAYALI"

See what INDIA was in 1835

My Logic on HOW ERASED FILES CAN BE RECOVERED!!!

How files erased from your Recycle Bin can be recovered???

At any given time the hard disk is always full of values (bits).

Even a new hard disk is full of data which we know as garbage values.

A C programmer (I am one!!!) can actually interpret this practically on a smaller scale by writing the following program:

void main()
{
int a;
printf(“%d”,a);
}

The above code creates a variable ‘a’ and allocates space to it in the main memory. The variable is not assigned any value, but the output shown is some irrelevant CRAP!!!

This CRAP is actually the garbage value stored at that location.

Moreover the variable is assigned a particular address which can be called using ‘&a’. This address is the actual location of variable a.

Now we apply this concept to our File System & Hard Disk. The new hard disk consists of various sectors each with lots of cells containing garbage values. When we copy a file to the hard disk, these garbage bit patterns of the cells are altered and a new sequence is formed according to the file contents. A start bit and end bit for each file is also stored. The start bit points to the file. So you can easily reach the file when u search for it!!!

The start bit is analogous to the address of variable as explained above. When more files are copied, they are mostly appended, till the time when all garbage bit sequences are modified. At any time, the total amount of garbage values is the total free space on the HDD.

Now, when a file is copied, its start and end bits are stored in the registry. There is an entry in the registry for each and every file.

When a file is erased, only the start and end bits of the file are removed while the bit patterns remain. Thus the space occupied by the file is considered garbage and added to the total free space. These bit patterns can be modified if more files are copied. But the file can be easily recovered as the registry entry is not removed.

Recovery softwares scan the registry for these entries and check if the file can be extracted in entirety. This check is necessary to ensure that the bits have not been modified due to newer files being copied. If this is possible, the file’s condition is reported as good an fit for extraction. The extraction can thus be done.

...Nick
NOTE:Actually the matter above is what i actually think how things work... Can't guarantee the exactness of the CONTENT!!! Theoritically it seems alright though!!!

National Park Trip (22-01-2008)

Here r a few pics of my trip to the national park...

King of da Jungle

National Bird- The Peacock




Deer


Colourful Flowers